It’s that time of the year again where we honour those who made a difference in 2024. Tel Aviv is buzzing with speculation that PM Benjamin Netanyahu might win “Pariah of the Year” for the second year running.
The full list of nominees are…
Benjamin Netanyahu – bloodthirsty overlord of the Pariah State, a man who could give Vlad the Impaler a run for his money – genocide, torture, rape, serial liar, stellar psychopath.
Joseph Biden – sponsor of genocide, imaginer of 40 beheaded babies in ovens, self-confessed Zionist, tried to run for 2 terms after stating he’d only run for one.
Gianni Infantino – head of FIFA crime syndicate – corruption, enthusiast of genocidal, pariah states and slicing up journalists with bone knives, ignores FIFA’s own statutes, baldie.
Vladimir Putin – throwback, classic, old-fashioned sly tyrant with a taste in ridiculously long tables. Excellent at assassinations, Novichok-R-us, “Special Military Operations” and nudge-nudge-wink-wink quips.
Elon Musk – billionaire fascist, don’t cross him or he’ll call you a paedo, what you get if you cross blancmange with a chia-pet, no ethics or IQ – one minute he’s anti-Jewish, next minute he’s in Tel Aviv receiving the Special Brainwashing Operation.
U.S. Senate – genocide, threatening the ICC
Donald Trump – fraud, rape, serial liar, coup-plotter, outrageous stupidity, single-handedly gave the colour orange a bad reputation.